Mutilation...

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Things are going bad for John McCain right now, and I hope they continue that way unabated.

I was shocked to hear of the suspicious "black" man who robbed a female McCain supporter from Texas, in Pittsburgh, and carved a "B", presumably for "Barack", in her right cheek.

Authorities became suspicious when inconsistencies in her story began to appear, and the ATM records did not show her using that ATM at the purported time.

Uh, excuse me. Did anybody think there might be something amiss when the "B" was backwards, or did the police think it was just some dumb "nigger" who couldn't spell?

Let's see, a perfectly-carved, backwards "B" on somebody's cheek raised no suspicion on its own? No way.

This occurred in Pittsburgh. Pennsylvania. Where some pretty uncomplimentary things have been said about the space between Philly and 'burgh- as in it's Alabama.

I know. I think I will hit the ATM for some cash, and then I think I will carve a big "O", for "Old Man McCain", on my right my butt cheek.

See, the good thing about an "O" would be that I could not carve it backwards.

Thinking about spelling also reminds me that Obama (Amabo) is likely the closest we will ever get to a perfect palindrome presidency.

There is some mental disability involved with this young woman, but there is no truth to the rumors that the young lady is related to Tom Eagleton or Joe the Plumber, or that she is an unlicensed tattoo artist who wants to buy the shop where she works.