Doing God's Work

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Today here in Winters, the Catholic Church and the Main Street Church handed out Yes on 8 campaign signs, and the Catholic Church actually has a sign on a lot it owns behind the church.

Imagine all those gay priests having to urge their parishioners to vote a certain way, all the while thinking "Yeah, right..." to themselves.

Am I the only one thinking the Catholic Church should pay less attention to California state politics and more time policing their own employees?

I love the Catholic Church, though we parted ways years ago. However, I have undergone two rounds of rejection therapy: the first was because the girls didn't want anything to do with me in Catholic School; the second was when I realized that apparently the priests didn't want anything to do with me either!

Here's the deal: I'm certified to officiate at marriages. We have a little more than 3 weeks. I 'm retired and my schedule is flexible.

Gay people: if you would like to get married in beautiful Winters, maybe have dinner at the Buckhorn or any of our other great restaurants, and maybe see a show at the Palms, e-mail me at JesusLovesGayPeople@wavecable.com, and I will officiate- free of charge. All you need is your license.

As a bonus, I 'll post the hate mail I receive right here on my blog. Most of it will be from Granite Bay, I'm sure.

Winters is a great town. Yes, we have some nuts that don't like our fruits, but that's just life, n'est pas?