Sunday, August 24, 2008

GOP Ticket...

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Obama-Biden flows very nicely. Consequently, I have been wondering for the last 24 hours if McCain can come up with something as nice.

I have some suggestions that I think would send the right message, after thinking about the 435 Congressman, 100 senators, 50 governors, and some other famous people. Some are Democrats, so there would be that whole cross-party appeal, too. Creative pronunciation is occasionally required.

Governors:

McCain-Crist (FL); McCain-Lynch (NH)
McCain-Huntsman (UT) McCain-Blunt (MO).

Representatives:

(McCain-Doolittle (CA); McCain-Delay (TX); McCain-Boozman (AR); McCain-Flake (AZ); McCain-Skelton (MO); McCain-Weiner (NY) McCain-Israel (NY); McCain-Sires (NJ); McCain-Obey (WI); McCain-Bordallo (Guam);

Senators:

McCain-Corker (TN); McCain-Crapo (ID)

Other Potential Famous Actual or Fictional People:

McCain-Scrooge, McCain-Lechter, McCain-McFly, Jerry Mathers would give us a McCain-Beaver ticket, George Strait would get us McCain-Strait, and McCain-Eminem has a nice ring to it.

Locally: Our vice-mayor would give us a McCain-has-a-Woody ticket; Our Streamkeeper would give us a McCain-Rich ticket.

Sadly...


I could not find anyone (say them
out loud with "McCain-") named McMuffin, Shint, Needed, Temper, O-Rama, DooDoo, or WarMonger.



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