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Who Am I?


1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My dad's brother George.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
When Gus dies in Lonesome Dove

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's the only one I have.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Nun.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
13 that I know of, 4 others I suspect

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No, I hate fat people.

7. DO YOU EVER USE SARCASM?
On my jock itch.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes, but not my uvula

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Only off the curb.

10.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Ted Bundy

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I take the shoelaces out every time so they can sleep better- it's good for the sole.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
I recall two childhood mammaries, both respectable- twins, I think.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Zamboni Slush

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Boobs.

15. RED OR PINK?
It's usually pink when I start, but red by the time I am done.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF
More chins than a Chinese phone book.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Velma and Gloria

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I would not have wasted my time otherwise.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Nun- black and white.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Clint Eastwood singing "I talk to the trees..."

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Caucasian

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Napalm in the morning.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Gino- but he wasn't listening to me; he was on the phone.

25. DO YOU KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Yes, I married him.

26. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH?
2M4W

27. HAIR COLOR?
Not yet...

28. EYE COLOR?
All three are brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Does that say contracts?

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Clams- al dente'

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary Movies with Happy Endings- like the last 8 years.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
The one I accidentally took of my feet with my new phone.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING
Hair

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Spring

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs- I love almonds

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
A tie between Carol's grandma's cheesecake and her granddaughter

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
If I pinch her ass...

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Before noon...

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW
None, I'm sitting at the computer- but if I was reading, it would be Angels & Demons

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
spaghetti sauce and dog hair

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
The cat sleeping and staying warm.

42. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
"I'm going to school."

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Entomology over Geology; Ornithology third...

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
2nd base

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Yes, and my wife says it is even better since they took my uvula out.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
In a manger

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Jesus- our gardener.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE?
SexAnon meeting- I was delivering pizza.