Octo Mom

NOTE: My friend Mike Guerra contributed to this piece
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Unlike most folks, Roger Moore was always my favorite Bond guy, at least before Daniel Craig, and OctoPussy my favorite of his movies.

Now, along comes this psycho bimbo with eight kids in there, and she has totally ruined the movie for me! Maybe they could re-release it under a new name? Maybe Eight Cooters in the Fountain...

I also have been a big soccer fan & player since 1971. In Fairfield, there has long been a flood control basin known as the "Octo Inn" on the west side of town. In dry weather, it also serves as a great soccer complex.

Again, here comes Miss Hockey-Team-With-Two-On-The-Bench and I now will never again view the Octo Inn in the same, and maybe not soccer either- I mean she had more kids stuffed in there than there are soccer balls in the net in any TWO typical soccer games!

Damn, she qualifies as a Hostel, although most might deem it a Hostel Environment.

The book and the movie? Simple: Eight Kids Out.

I guess I am better off than she is though- I mean, after all, I only have a couple of perspectives distorted, while she is at the top of the list for places if they ever have to relocate The Spruce Goose.