Random order...X"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again. Oh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come."
"I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
Willie Mays Hayes: "I'm Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes."
Lou Brown: "Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit."
"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley."
- John Madden (sentimental favorite)
"I love it when a fat guy scores! Then you get
a fat guy spike and
a fat guy dance.
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